OK, just because a chap’s completely bald doesn’t mean he automatically qualifies as a ringer for Matt Lucas. For that, we need to have clear evidence of either a fondness for playing the drums in a nappy or wearing sparkly latex outfits.
Unfortunately, Front End Developer Andy prefers geeky T-shirts with strange designs and even stranger statements like ‘Pattern baldness is cool’ written on them. This will not deter us however. There is a steely determination in some quarters to force a situation where Andy has no choice but to reveal his true Matt Lucasness. Roll on the ‘Only Gay in the Village’ Summer Party.




